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Paranoid Parrot

Can't login to computer at work CREDENTIALS MUST BE DISABLED DUE TO TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT

Can't login to computer at work CREDENTIALS MUST BE DISABLED DUE TO TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT Paranoid Parrot
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accidentally looks away as signing into a lab signs in twice

accidentally looks away as signing into a lab signs in twice Paranoid Parrot
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Car driving behind you at night They are following you home to kill you and wear your skin

Car driving behind you at night They are following you home to kill you and wear your skin Paranoid Parrot
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Has on honest, loving wife Taps her phone, just to be safe

Has on honest, loving wife Taps her phone, just to be safe Paranoid Parrot
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Better scan my toes in case my fingers are cut off

Better scan my toes in case my fingers are cut off Paranoid Parrot
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sits down when he takes a piss so other roommates wont hear him use bathroom

sits down when he takes a piss so other roommates wont hear him use bathroom Paranoid Parrot
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watch csi that has rapist on the loose lock all doors and windows

watch csi that has rapist on the loose lock all doors and windows Paranoid Parrot
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hot girl changes facebook privacy settings she knows i'm looking, can't ever visit profile again

hot girl changes facebook privacy settings she knows i'm looking, can't ever visit profile again Paranoid Parrot
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Leave my bedroom door unlocked in case i die in my sleep and people need to get to me without breaking the door

Leave my bedroom door unlocked in case i die in my sleep and people need to get to me without breaking the door Paranoid Parrot
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Smells gasoline while driving Oh god, the car is about to explode.

Smells gasoline while driving Oh god, the car is about to explode. Paranoid Parrot
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