Paranoid Parrot

I walked through a spider Web. How many dozens of spiders will lay eggs in my ear?

I walked through a spider Web.  How many dozens of spiders will lay eggs in my ear?
  Paranoid Parrot

Bumps head Goes to Doctor in case of concussion

Bumps head Goes to Doctor in case of concussion  Paranoid Parrot

My friend uses a computer Better report him for terrorism

My friend uses a computer Better report him for terrorism  Paranoid Parrot

Browse R/worldnews WW3 IS STARTING TOMORROW

Browse 
R/worldnews WW3 IS STARTING
TOMORROW  Paranoid Parrot

Fart in shower Shit will be everywhere

Fart in shower Shit will be everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

go to bathroom sit as far back on the seat to avoid peeing in between the seat and toilet

go to bathroom sit as far back on the seat to avoid peeing in between the seat and toilet  Paranoid Parrot

See police car I've done something wrong.

See police car I've done something wrong.  Paranoid Parrot

wins item on ebay scam

wins item on ebay scam  Paranoid Parrot

you forgot the spoon for your cereal spoon to you Caption 3 goes here

you forgot the spoon for your cereal spoon to you Caption 3 goes here    Paranoid Parrot

see slender man hide in room for rest of life

see slender man hide in room for rest of life  Paranoid Parrot
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