Paranoid Parrot

Fapping Turn webcam around to be safe

Fapping Turn webcam around to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

hear a Low flying plane overhead it's coming straight for me

hear a Low flying plane overhead it's coming straight for me  Paranoid Parrot

Gotta fap and nobody is home lock door anyways

Gotta fap and nobody is home lock door anyways  Paranoid Parrot

What if the sharks can sense me coming

What if the sharks can sense me coming   Paranoid Parrot

Taking a scantron test constantly check if the number you're on matches with the question you're doing

Taking a scantron test constantly check if the number you're on matches with the question you're doing  Paranoid Parrot

EARTHQUAKE HAPPENS ITS THE RAPTURE

EARTHQUAKE HAPPENS ITS THE RAPTURE  Paranoid Parrot

LOCKS DOOR. CLOSES BLINDS. TURNS OFF PHONE. TURNS LAPTOPS SCREEN SO WEBCAM WON'T NOTICE MASTURBATES

LOCKS DOOR. CLOSES BLINDS. TURNS OFF PHONE. TURNS LAPTOPS SCREEN SO WEBCAM WON'T NOTICE MASTURBATES  Paranoid Parrot

traffic slows down everyone behind me thinks it's my fault

traffic slows down everyone behind me thinks it's my fault  Paranoid Parrot

Honestly blame lag for poor performance Everyone thinks I'm lying

Honestly blame lag 
for poor performance Everyone thinks I'm lying  Paranoid Parrot

Tape over webcam gov't is watching me

Tape over webcam gov't is watching me  Paranoid Parrot
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