Paranoid Parrot

hurricane? must be the us governemtent

hurricane? must be the us governemtent  Paranoid Parrot

Watching a really scary movie laugh all the way thru so husband thinks Im not scared

Watching a really scary movie laugh all the way thru so husband thinks Im not scared  Paranoid Parrot

Google "Government Conspiracies" phone is now tapped.

Google

co-workers want to levvy my paycheque bottom of an elevator shaft for me!

co-workers want to levvy my paycheque bottom of an elevator shaft for me!  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a cactus during the night runs cuz he thinks its a creeper

Sees a cactus during the night runs cuz he thinks its a creeper  Paranoid Parrot

Find hair on pillow Premature balding

Find hair on pillow Premature balding  Paranoid Parrot

food taste funny has cyanide

food taste funny has cyanide  Paranoid Parrot

take elevator constantly worry about cables snapping

take elevator constantly worry about cables snapping   Paranoid Parrot

just remembered forgot to lock the car CAR IS GONE

just remembered forgot to lock the car CAR IS GONE  Paranoid Parrot

gets bump on forehead its cancer, I know it

gets bump on forehead its cancer, I know it  Paranoid Parrot
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