Paranoid Parrot

about to say something bad about someone better check phone first to make sure i didn't accidentally call them

about to say something bad about someone better check phone first to make sure i didn't accidentally call them  Paranoid Parrot

cop car in rearview act casual

cop car in rearview act casual  Paranoid Parrot

Lights are flickering ZOMbie apocalypse

Lights are flickering ZOMbie apocalypse  Paranoid Parrot

Wipe sweat off with gym towel get everyone's armpit germs all over face

Wipe sweat off with gym towel get everyone's armpit germs all over face  Paranoid Parrot

no seatbelt on inside my car and cop is near he has x-ray vision

no seatbelt on inside my car and cop is near he has x-ray vision  Paranoid Parrot

Paranoia Is just reality on a finer scale

Paranoia Is just reality on a finer scale  Paranoid Parrot

want to access the deep web looks outside the window to make sure no one knows

want to access the deep web looks outside the window to make sure no one knows  Paranoid Parrot

Walk in to find work toilet clogged afraid to be the last one leaving the scene

Walk in to find work toilet clogged afraid to be the last one leaving the scene  Paranoid Parrot

barricades hotel room door with everything but the sink still cannot sleep away from panic bedroom at home

barricades hotel room door with everything but the sink still cannot sleep away from panic bedroom at home  Paranoid Parrot

Puts tape over webcam just incase.

Puts tape over webcam just incase.   Paranoid Parrot
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