Paranoid Parrot

Gf doesn't put a smiley in the end of her text thinks she is mad at me

Gf doesn't put a smiley in the end of her text thinks she is mad at me  Paranoid Parrot

Nobody Home Better use headphones just in case

Nobody Home Better use headphones just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Coworkers start to laugh at some printings... Did I just print something from reddit by mistake?

Coworkers start to laugh at some printings... Did I just print something from reddit by mistake?  Paranoid Parrot

Knows there's no speakers on library computer Mutes volume anyways.

Knows there's no speakers on library computer Mutes volume anyways.  Paranoid Parrot

same car behind you for three blocks "Dear God, I'm being followed"

same car behind you for three blocks

Right arm slightly more muscular than left they know

Right arm slightly more muscular than left they know  Paranoid Parrot

Watches the walking dead before bed thinks he hears zombies outside

Watches the walking dead before bed thinks he hears zombies outside  Paranoid Parrot

here a noise at home alone start getting ready to die

here a noise at home alone  start getting ready to die  Paranoid Parrot

new post on reddit gets 3 downvotes deletes post

new post on reddit gets 3 downvotes  deletes post  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone at night and the dog barks Prepares for imminent attack

Home alone at night and the dog barks Prepares for imminent attack  Paranoid Parrot
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