Paranoid Parrot

Kids are 3 minutes late coming home kidnapped

Kids are 3 minutes late coming home kidnapped   Paranoid Parrot

windowless white vans everywhere

windowless white vans everywhere  Paranoid Parrot

Same track played 3 songs later MP3 Player broken

Same track played 3 songs later MP3 Player broken  Paranoid Parrot

Person behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be shot

Person behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be shot  Paranoid Parrot

dog walking behind me I'm going to get bitten

dog walking behind me I'm going to get bitten   Paranoid Parrot

Someone else walks in bathroom stop pooping

Someone else walks in bathroom stop pooping  Paranoid Parrot

my browser is slow heap spray

my browser is slow heap spray  Paranoid Parrot

Hears Excision's "Existence" Prays to God for forgiveness

Hears Excision's

Buys weed from medical dispensary hides from FBI

Buys weed from medical dispensary hides from FBI  Paranoid Parrot

slip while wiping ass and touch poop cut off hand

slip while wiping ass and touch poop cut off hand   Paranoid Parrot
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