Paranoid Parrot

Smells Something Burning My House Is On Fire

Smells Something Burning My House Is On Fire  Paranoid Parrot

Had a beer with dinner better call a cab

Had a beer with dinner better call a cab  Paranoid Parrot

lock, unlock, lock, unlock, lock toilet door Don't want to get trapped in the public toilet

lock, unlock, lock, unlock, lock toilet door Don't want to get trapped in the public toilet  Paranoid Parrot

Warmer than expected day in spring GLOBAL warming

Warmer than expected day in spring GLOBAL warming  Paranoid Parrot

Don't when eat away from home it's all poisoned

Don't when eat away from home it's all poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

Was just paid a compliment I'm about to be raped

Was just paid a compliment I'm about to be raped  Paranoid Parrot

notices small, red blemish flesh eating virus. nice knowin' ya.

notices small, red blemish flesh eating virus.
nice knowin' ya.  Paranoid Parrot

wake up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason about to be murdered

wake up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason about to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Man Occupies One of Two Bathroom Urinals Waits Until He Leaves

Man Occupies One of Two Bathroom Urinals  Waits Until He Leaves   Paranoid Parrot

zero one resource?!!? they will zero all of them!

zero one resource?!!? they will zero all of them!  Paranoid Parrot
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