Paranoid Parrot

goes to bathroom immediately checks behind shower curtian

goes to bathroom immediately checks behind shower curtian  Paranoid Parrot

Free food available Assumes it's drugged

Free food available Assumes it's drugged  Paranoid Parrot

internet is slow better change wifi password

internet is slow better change wifi password  Paranoid Parrot

writes edgy text to send to close friend checks recipient three times before sending, twice after sending

writes edgy text to send to close friend checks recipient three times before sending, twice after sending  Paranoid Parrot

Finished easy test in school. Wait! Were there questions on the backside as well?

Finished easy test in school. Wait! Were there questions on the backside as well?  Paranoid Parrot

Took a sip of beer, remembered the tylenol taken hours earlier "I just killed myself"

Took a sip of beer,  remembered the tylenol taken hours earlier

shampoos hair and forgets shampoos hair again just to be sure

shampoos hair and forgets shampoos hair again just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Scumbag Brain thinks of something dirty Everyone reads my mind and thinks i'm disgusting

Scumbag Brain thinks of something dirty Everyone reads my mind and thinks i'm disgusting  Paranoid Parrot

Internet is slower than usual Somebody's hacked into my modem

Internet is slower than usual Somebody's hacked into my modem  Paranoid Parrot

gets injured starts freaking out that the phyical trainer wont believe you

gets injured starts freaking out that the phyical trainer wont believe you  Paranoid Parrot
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