Paranoid Parrot

Sees front page post entitled "Fuck this guy" They're talking about me!

Sees front page post entitled

Randomly saw my boyfriends Ex today He must be cheating on me with her

Randomly saw my boyfriends Ex today He must be cheating on me with her  Paranoid Parrot

seen entering toilet at work oh god they're timing me!

seen entering toilet at work oh god they're timing me!  Paranoid Parrot

"This is the engineering officer of the watch in central control, hot bearing, hot bearing..." we are all going to die

Hears small dog whimpering in crate family members are being murdered

Hears small dog whimpering in crate family members are being murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Hearing same word during day from different sources coma

Hearing same word during day from different sources coma  Paranoid Parrot

Found out co-worker is redditor Too afraid to post now

Found out co-worker is redditor Too afraid to post now  Paranoid Parrot

Walk into men's room look for urinals to confirm it's the men's room

Walk into men's room look for urinals to confirm it's the men's room  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't give money-making advice to other players So a bunch of people won't copy me and make the prices of the items I'm selling drop

Doesn't give money-making advice to other players So a bunch of people won't copy me and make the prices of the items I'm selling drop  Paranoid Parrot

Look both ways Crossing one way street

Look both ways Crossing one way street  Paranoid Parrot
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