Paranoid Parrot

gets call from girl thinks her parents found the dirty messages

gets call from girl thinks her parents found the dirty messages  Paranoid Parrot

Uses pubic restroom checks lock 5 times

Uses pubic restroom checks lock 5 times   Paranoid Parrot

GOES TO THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY TRIES HIS HARDEST TO NOT HIT THE WATER IN THE BOWL

GOES TO THE BATHROOM AT A PARTY TRIES HIS HARDEST TO NOT HIT THE WATER IN THE BOWL  Paranoid Parrot

driving and singing along to music in the car looks behind to make sure no one else is in the car

driving and singing along to music in the car looks behind to make sure no one else is in the car  Paranoid Parrot

phone call with someone unexpectedly disconnects they might have gotten into a car wreck and died

phone call with someone unexpectedly disconnects they might have gotten into a car wreck and died  Paranoid Parrot

Finds out theres a pop up on reddit keeps eyes squinted until off computer

Finds out theres a pop up on reddit keeps eyes squinted until off computer  Paranoid Parrot

Type /joinevent to join Lilypad race you wont die Store stuff anyways

Type /joinevent to join Lilypad race you wont die Store stuff anyways  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to post on reddit double checks grammar, again

Goes to post on reddit double checks grammar, again  Paranoid Parrot

Ex is seeing someone less than a month after breakup bitch was cheating on me

Ex is seeing someone less than a month after breakup bitch was cheating on me  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to imgur.com and gets the "DNS Points to Prohibited IP" message nukes hard drive

Goes to imgur.com and gets the
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