Paranoid Parrot

Send friend request on facebook public profile turns private and it's my fault

Send friend request on facebook public profile turns private and it's my fault  Paranoid Parrot

Look at a damn funny picture and tempted share it.. Just realize you just shared something funny a few hours ago and you wanna let it digest before you put anything new.

Look at a damn funny picture and tempted share it.. Just realize you just shared something funny a few hours ago and you wanna let it digest before you put anything new.   Paranoid Parrot

girl offers me a cupcake it's poisoned

girl offers me a cupcake it's poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

Cant sleep at night cancer or aids

Cant sleep at night  cancer or aids  Paranoid Parrot

Cough a few times Oh god, lung cancer

Cough a few times Oh god, lung cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Glance at girl as she looks at me she thinks i was staring

Glance at girl as she looks at me she thinks i was staring  Paranoid Parrot

Intercom in class: "Could Jimmy come down to the principal's office?" EXPELLED

Intercom in class:

Work just asked me for my ip address they are on to me

Work just asked me for my ip address  they are on to me  Paranoid Parrot

seagulls fly overhead hit the dirt!!

seagulls fly overhead hit the dirt!!  Paranoid Parrot

Brother just said he loves me Oh God, he's dying isn't he?

Brother just said he loves me Oh God, he's dying isn't he?  Paranoid Parrot
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