Paranoid Parrot

Watches My little pony: Freindship is magic I think i hear my mom coming to my room...

Watches My little pony: Freindship is magic I think i hear my mom coming to my room...  Paranoid Parrot

All alone in chem lounge, hear tapping noise behind you Turn around quickly to realize its drinking bird

All alone in chem lounge, hear tapping noise behind you Turn around quickly to realize its drinking bird  Paranoid Parrot

doorbell rings while you're home alone lock the doors and stay away from the windows

doorbell rings while you're home alone lock the doors and stay away from the windows  Paranoid Parrot

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead

Roomate drops shampoo bottle in the shower Massive head trauma, presumed dead  Paranoid Parrot

THAT AINT FALCO!

 THAT AINT FALCO!  Paranoid Parrot

Walks behind someone They must think im stalking them

Walks behind someone They must think im stalking them  Paranoid Parrot

Clicks unlock on car keyfob better do it 15 more times

Clicks unlock on car keyfob better do it 15 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Posts on reddit Checks post every 2 minutes to delete if downvoted to hell

Posts on reddit Checks post every 2 minutes to delete if downvoted to hell  Paranoid Parrot

Airplane suddenly makes abrupt loud noise Were going to crash

Airplane suddenly makes abrupt loud noise Were going to crash  Paranoid Parrot

Has near death experience Starts thinking about every final destination movie.

Has near death experience Starts thinking about every final destination movie.  Paranoid Parrot
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