Paranoid Parrot

Drops glass on floor and cleans it up properly still too afraid to walk on that area for months

Drops glass on floor and cleans it up properly still too afraid to walk on that area for months  Paranoid Parrot

Using a big word in a text message better google to make sure it means what I think it means

Using a big word in a text message better google to make sure it means what I think it means  Paranoid Parrot

look back on great experience feel bad about embarrassing things that could have happened

look back on great experience feel bad about embarrassing things that could have happened  Paranoid Parrot

using public restroom just to fix my shirt someone walks in, start washing my hands

using public restroom just to fix my shirt someone walks in, start washing my hands  Paranoid Parrot

Dry swallows a pill Drinks a gallon of water a minute later to make sure it went down

Dry swallows a pill Drinks a gallon of water a minute later to make sure it went down  Paranoid Parrot

no one commented on my haircut everyone hates my haircut

no one commented on my haircut everyone hates my haircut  Paranoid Parrot

Hears helicopter in the middle of the night immedietly thinks north korea is attacking

Hears helicopter in the middle of the night immedietly thinks north korea is attacking  Paranoid Parrot

Reads Confession bear They are talking about me

Reads Confession bear They are talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

Watching youtube video in class with laptop muted Better make sure youtube is muted too.

Watching youtube video in class with laptop muted Better make sure youtube is muted too.   Paranoid Parrot

Youtube Comments and ratings disabled? It's a Screamer

Youtube Comments and ratings disabled? It's a Screamer  Paranoid Parrot
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