Philosoraptor

JUST IMAGINE if there were no hypothetical situations... You would need to buy some dolipranes

JUST IMAGINE if there were no hypothetical situations...
You would need to buy some dolipranes  Philosoraptor

If wisdom teeth are so wise Then why do they grow in crooked?

If wisdom teeth are so wise Then why do they grow in crooked?  Philosoraptor

If there are legal pads Where are all the illegal pads?

If there are legal pads Where are all the illegal pads?  Philosoraptor

IF FARTS ARE SO FUNNY WHY DO THEY CONTINUE SHORTLY AFTER DEATH?

IF FARTS ARE SO FUNNY WHY DO THEY CONTINUE SHORTLY AFTER DEATH?  Philosoraptor

if i go outside and it drops 20 degrees aM I A hipster because i went out before it was cool?

if i go outside and it drops 20 degrees aM I A hipster because i went out before it was cool?  Philosoraptor

If a white person eats dessert and no one is around to instagram it did it even happen?

If a white person eats dessert and no one is around to instagram it did it even happen?  Philosoraptor

A Human, a Krogan, and a Salarian walk into a bar on The Citadel. The Turian bartender looks at them and says, "Ok. What's the punchline?" The Krogan headbutts him

A Human, a Krogan, and a Salarian walk into a bar on The Citadel. The Turian bartender looks at them and says,

If a prostitute is raped, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

If a prostitute is raped, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  Philosoraptor

What if "angels" and "demons" are just two factions of the same alien race "god" and "satan" are just the leaders of said factions.

What if

If Mark will defend Big Bird Then why won't he defend velociraptor?

If Mark will defend 
Big Bird Then why won't he defend velociraptor?  Philosoraptor
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