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What would Jesus do For a Klondike Bar?

What would Jesus do For a Klondike Bar?  Philosoraptor

If people want thinner cell phones why do they buy cases to make them thicker?

If people want thinner cell phones why do they buy cases to make them thicker?  Philosoraptor

If you have nothing nice to say Why say anything at all?

If you have nothing nice to say Why say anything at all?  Philosoraptor

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to get baby oil?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, what do they squeeze to get baby oil?  Philosoraptor

Since they say that a large percentage of dollar bills have coke residue on them Then wouldn't smoking money be freebasing?

Since they say that a large percentage of dollar bills have coke residue on them Then wouldn't smoking money be freebasing?  Philosoraptor

If the guy's twitter name is mrnigga does writing to him per "mrnigga" makes me racist?

If the guy's twitter name is mrnigga does writing to him per

what if religion is just a form of stockholm syndrome?

what if religion is just a form of stockholm syndrome?  Philosoraptor

Did anyone have any questions they actually cared if woody answered?

Did anyone have any questions they actually cared if woody answered?  Philosoraptor

If people worship Jesus for converting water to wine... Shouldn't we worship pigs for converting slop into bacon?

If people worship Jesus for converting water to wine... Shouldn't we worship pigs for converting slop into bacon?  Philosoraptor

Excuse me you have a collect call from "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!"

Excuse me  you have a collect call from
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