Philosoraptor

When it's opposite-day and you say "It's opposite-day today" and mean it does that mean that it is not opposite-day at all?

When it's opposite-day and you say

how does a blind man know when he is done whipping his ass?

how does a blind man know when he is done whipping his ass?  Philosoraptor

if everyone on reddit hates reposts why do we see so many on the front page?

if everyone on reddit hates reposts why do we see so many on the front page?  Philosoraptor

Wouldn't pokemon be easier to catch if they're already fainted?

Wouldn't pokemon be easier to catch if they're already fainted?  Philosoraptor

What if no one actually likes cats But they pretend to anyway because they think everyone else does

What if no one actually likes cats But they pretend to anyway because they think everyone else does  Philosoraptor

Why do people on Pinterest name their pins in 3's shoes shoes shoes hair hair hair

Why do people on Pinterest name their pins in 3's shoes shoes shoes hair hair hair 
  Philosoraptor

If mediums can talk to the deceased Can't they ask if god is real?

If mediums can talk to the deceased Can't they ask if god is real?   Philosoraptor

If GIF is pronounced "Jif" shouldn't we pronounce Graphics "Giraffics"?

If GIF is pronounced

If 22 is pronounced 'Twenty-two' Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety-one'

If 22 is pronounced 'Twenty-two' Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety-one'   Philosoraptor

If god can speak to us then why do we need an illegible bible?

If god can speak to us then why do we need an illegible bible?  Philosoraptor
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