Philosoraptor

Why do they call it taking a shit When you always leave it behind?

Why do they call it taking a shit When you always leave it behind?  Philosoraptor

when people say "no pun intended" why don't they just choose to not say the pun?

when people say

If I became a Media student... How much easier would my finals be?

If I became a Media student... How much easier would my finals be?  Philosoraptor

Shouldn't no fap december for girls be No schlick december?

Shouldn't no fap december
for girls be No schlick december?  Philosoraptor

if we were at a party why did we take so many pictures in the bathroom?

if we were at a party why did we take so many pictures in the bathroom?  Philosoraptor

What does a fish's pussy smell like?

 What does a fish's pussy smell like?  Philosoraptor

Girls that wear tons of makeup are fake, correct? What does that make the black veil brides?

Girls that wear tons of makeup are fake, correct? What does that make the black veil brides?  Philosoraptor

If one makes fun of hipsters before it is cool... Hipstacrite?

If one makes fun of hipsters before it is cool... Hipstacrite?  Philosoraptor

You masturbate, finish, and you regret ever doing it in the first place You unmasturbate, unfinish, and you unregret ever doing it in the.. 2nd place?

You masturbate, finish, and you regret ever doing it in the first place You unmasturbate, unfinish, and you unregret ever doing it in the.. 2nd place?  Philosoraptor

will the american people really vote for someone who denies scientific facts?

will the american people really vote for someone who denies scientific facts?  Philosoraptor
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