Philosoraptor

"Dude" Wheres my car?

WHAT, SUE ME?! I better get Geico...

WHAT, SUE ME?! I better get Geico...  Philosoraptor

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?  Philosoraptor

why is phonetic not spelled phoneticly

why is phonetic not spelled phoneticly  Philosoraptor

Middle of an 8:30 class still thinking about abortion discussion from the night before

Middle of an 8:30 class still thinking about abortion discussion from the night before  Philosoraptor

Asks stranger to watch your stuff so a stranger wont steal it while you're gone

Asks stranger to watch your stuff so a stranger wont steal it while you're gone  Philosoraptor

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?  Philosoraptor

Getting High is just so fun since you act stupid But getting drunk is fun since you seem like you're a retard. hmm

Getting High is just so fun since you act stupid But getting drunk is fun since you seem like you're a retard. hmm  Philosoraptor

if you eat a canabilistic cow do you get twice the meaty flavor

if you eat a canabilistic cow do you get twice the meaty flavor  Philosoraptor

if we tell maria to stop spaming she spams more >_<

if we tell maria to stop spaming she spams more >_<  Philosoraptor
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