Philosoraptor

If we had new years every three months Would we all be skinny?

If we had new years every three months Would we all be skinny?  Philosoraptor

If Mickey is a mouse, and goofy is a dog then what the fuck is pluto

If Mickey is a mouse, and goofy is a dog then what the fuck is pluto  Philosoraptor

Taking girls on wonderful kayak trips to non densely populated areas and then proceed to make out with them Is that rape?

Taking girls on wonderful kayak trips to non densely populated areas and then proceed to make out with them Is that rape?  Philosoraptor

An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished

An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said.  An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished  Philosoraptor

If No means YEs DOes yes mean anal?

If No means YEs DOes yes mean anal?  Philosoraptor

What if we pronounced "Epiphone" like "epitome"? Would we have an epiphany?

What if we pronounced

Shouldn't the bedroom be called the restroom?

Shouldn't the bedroom be called the restroom?  Philosoraptor

Jurassic park Totally legit.

Jurassic park Totally legit.  Philosoraptor

If tomatoes are fruits then is ketchup a smoothie?

If tomatoes are fruits then is ketchup a smoothie?  Philosoraptor

If God exists Why hasn't rule #34 proven it yet?

If God exists Why hasn't rule #34 proven it yet?  Philosoraptor
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