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If Newt Gingrich becomes president and estabolishes a moon colony as the 51rst state, and the moon state legalized marijuana Would the DEA be launched to the moon?

If Newt Gingrich becomes president and estabolishes a moon colony as the 51rst state, and the moon state legalized marijuana Would the DEA be launched to the moon? Philosoraptor
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If the sound of masturbating is fapping for boys, Shouldn't it be called schlicking for girls?

If the sound of masturbating is fapping for boys, Shouldn't it be called schlicking for girls? Philosoraptor
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One Direction made a song to tell a girl the reason she's beautiful, is because she doesn't know she's beautiful Does that knowledge make her ugly?

One Direction made a song to tell a girl the reason she's beautiful, is because she doesn't know she's beautiful Does that knowledge make her ugly? Philosoraptor
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If pro is the opposite of con, What is the opposite of constitution?

If pro is the opposite of con, What is the opposite of constitution? Philosoraptor
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When you get to heaven do you get your foreskin back?

When you get to heaven do you get your foreskin back? Philosoraptor
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When fat people lose weight does their gas milage improve as much as their health?

When fat people lose weight does their gas milage improve as much as their health? Philosoraptor
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Why do we drive on the park way... ...and park on the drive way?

Why do we drive on the park way... ...and park on the drive way? Philosoraptor
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If you post something minutes before the clocks go back on daylight savings time Is it technically in the future?

If you post something minutes before the clocks go back on daylight savings time Is it technically in the future? Philosoraptor
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When Albert Einstein masturbated was it a stroke of genius?

When Albert Einstein masturbated was it a stroke of genius? Philosoraptor
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If shallow is the opposite of deep Do they call it shallow-throating in china instead of deep-throathing

If shallow is the opposite of deep Do they call it shallow-throating in china instead of deep-throathing Philosoraptor
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