Philosoraptor

when people tell you to stop procrastinating aren't they telling us to kill ourselves?

when people tell you to stop procrastinating aren't they telling us to kill ourselves?  Philosoraptor

if dinosaurs are extinct then how am i philosophizing?

if dinosaurs are extinct then how am i philosophizing?  Philosoraptor

If tim tebow is the next messiah does that mean he'll get crucified in the super bowl?

If tim tebow is the next messiah does that mean he'll get crucified in the super bowl?  Philosoraptor

If you are a professional beer taster Is getting drunk on the job encouraged?

If you are a professional beer taster Is getting drunk on the job encouraged?   Philosoraptor

If every pregnancy is a result of god's plan and he can make a virgin pregnant then why the fuck do i have a penis?

If every pregnancy is a result of god's plan and he can make a virgin pregnant then why the fuck do i have a penis?  Philosoraptor

if saber is mai waifu does that make me a queen?

if saber is mai waifu does that make me a queen?  Philosoraptor

If Euros have dollar coins Where do European strippers put their cash?

If Euros have dollar coins Where do European strippers put their cash?  Philosoraptor

If you rape a hooker are you stealing from a pimp?

If you rape a hooker are you stealing from a pimp?  Philosoraptor

Nese ne nje fast food, per te marr 1 sufllaqe duhet te presesh 20 minuta A mund ta quajme fast food ?

Nese ne nje fast food, per te marr 1 sufllaqe duhet te presesh 20 minuta A mund ta quajme fast food ?  Philosoraptor

If America won the war of 1812 Why aren't Canadians American?

If America won the war of 1812 Why aren't Canadians American?  Philosoraptor
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