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why is it that you drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

why is it that you drive on a parkway but park in a driveway? Philosoraptor
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If pizza is now a vegetable Then what do we put on vegetarian pizzas?

If pizza is now a vegetable Then what do we put on vegetarian pizzas? Philosoraptor
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Se gli americani dichiarano la pizza una verdura... pensano che qui in Italia la coltiviamo?

Se gli americani dichiarano la pizza una verdura... pensano che qui in Italia la coltiviamo? Philosoraptor
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If you multiply god by an imaginary number does it make him real?

If you multiply god by an imaginary number does it make him real? Philosoraptor
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If Chicago Cop speaks polish po-po po polsku?

If Chicago Cop speaks polish po-po po polsku? Philosoraptor
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If a muslim is at the north pole which direction do they face when they pray?

If a muslim is at the north pole which direction do they face when they pray? Philosoraptor
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Are Republicans so closely tied to Christian beliefs because the dead seem to "rise" so often to vote for them?

Are Republicans so closely tied to Christian beliefs because the dead seem to
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If the towel dispenser says pull with two hands why does it always rip regardless?

If the towel dispenser says pull with two hands why does it always rip regardless? Philosoraptor
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So humans predicted that god exists thousands of years before your correct god made himself known?

So humans predicted that god exists thousands of years before your correct god made himself known? Philosoraptor
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If spongebob absorbs water and he lives in bikini bottom Does that mean that spongebob is a tampon?

If spongebob absorbs water and he lives in bikini bottom Does that mean that spongebob is a tampon? Philosoraptor
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