Philosoraptor

If people put food in Mason Jars for preservation then why do they call it 'canning'?

If people put food in Mason Jars for preservation then why do they call it 'canning'?  Philosoraptor

How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, "Hey, get your thing out of my nose".

How come on Star Trek everybody's private parts are the same?  No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,

If man tells the academy to shut the fuck up and no one is there to hear it is nobody sound?

If man tells the academy
to shut the fuck up and no one is there to hear it
is nobody sound?  Philosoraptor

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?  Philosoraptor

If we are taught not to take things from strangers Then why do we take presents from Santa Claus?

If we are taught not to take things from strangers Then why do we take presents from Santa Claus?  Philosoraptor

If people know dinosaurs are extinct Why are they treating me as a meme?

If people know dinosaurs are extinct Why are they treating me as a meme?  Philosoraptor

if the opposite of life is death, then the opposite of existence is extinction NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if the opposite of life is death, then the opposite of existence is extinction
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Philosoraptor

When leaving an undertakers store is it bad or polite if he says "please come again"

When leaving an undertakers store is it bad or polite if he says

if people say that you are acting like a fish out of water does that make you the snack that smiles back

if people say that you are acting like a fish out of water does that make you the snack that smiles back  Philosoraptor

So if it's mainstream to become a hipster Is it hipster to be mainstream?

So if it's mainstream to become a hipster Is it hipster to be mainstream?  Philosoraptor
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