Phone Guy

Gets a text from his mom Tells everyone to quiet down

Gets a text from his mom Tells everyone to quiet down  Phone Guy

Has no chin cries

Has no chin cries  Phone Guy

Goes to Party Spends entire time on his phone

Goes to Party Spends entire time on his phone  Phone Guy

Cant play angry birds because fingers are too fat cries

Cant play angry birds because fingers are too fat cries  Phone Guy

Text from girl "oh yeah, she wants me."

Text from girl

Man that last wine cooler was awful cries

Man that last wine cooler was awful cries  Phone Guy

can't find right 45 in the stacks of records hold on guys, google will tell me where i left it!

can't find right 45 in the stacks of records hold on guys, google will tell me where i left it!  Phone Guy

Has to shit holds it in

Has to shit holds it in  Phone Guy

realizes bracelet is stuck on arm cries

realizes bracelet is 
stuck on arm  cries  Phone Guy

great party guys thanks for inviting me

great party guys thanks for inviting me  Phone Guy
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