Pickup-Line Panda

Heads or Tails Bend over (chooses tails)

Heads or Tails Bend over (chooses tails)  Pickup-Line Panda

Condoms? Don't worry about it my herpes hasn't flared up for weeks

Condoms? Don't worry about it my herpes hasn't flared up for weeks  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a child laborer? Because I'm not gonna get you clothes

Are you a child laborer? Because I'm not gonna get you clothes   Pickup-Line Panda

Got lucky last night. What to do today? rawdog her

Got lucky last night.  What to do today? rawdog her  Pickup-Line Panda

I may be hammered, But I can still hammer you hard.

I may be hammered, But I can still hammer you hard.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'mma hump you When I'm done humpin this.

I'mma hump you When I'm done humpin this.  Pickup-Line Panda

THERE WILL ONLY BE 7 PLANETS LEFT AFTER I DESTROY URANUS

THERE WILL ONLY BE 7 PLANETS LEFT AFTER I DESTROY URANUS  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I wanna tap that.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are your legs tired? Cause you sure have great melons.

Are your legs tired? Cause you sure have great melons.  Pickup-Line Panda

I promise it will be really quick and you won't feel a thing

I promise it will be really quick and you won't feel a thing  Pickup-Line Panda
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