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DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING SWELL?

DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOMETHING SWELL?   Pickup-Line Panda

How are your Rubik's Cube and my penis alike? They both get harder the longer you play with it

How are your Rubik's Cube and my penis alike? They both get harder the longer you play with it  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you ever had an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss... Except its DOWN UNDA

Have you ever had an Australian kiss? 
It's like a French kiss... Except its DOWN UNDA  Pickup-Line Panda

"Zogu, do kercejme bashke?" "Me Mua?! S'ke shans" Jo, jo, mendoj se nuk me degjove mire une thashe "do ndonje gje per te pire"

Want to dance? Well off you go on then, I want to talk to your hot friend

Want to dance? Well off you go on then, I want to talk to your hot friend  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey there xiaojie! Want to sit on my stump?

Hey there xiaojie! Want to sit on my stump?  Pickup-Line Panda

I tripped dude... FUCK YOU!!

I tripped dude... FUCK YOU!!  Pickup-Line Panda

had a gangbang in your mums vagina now known as a chilean miner

had a gangbang in your mums vagina now known as a chilean miner  Pickup-Line Panda

My face is leaving in ten minutes Be on it

My face is leaving in ten minutes Be on it  Pickup-Line Panda

COME OVER AND SIT ON MY LAP WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP

COME OVER AND SIT ON MY LAP WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP  Pickup-Line Panda
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