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Pickup-Line Panda

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick up your ass

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick up your ass Pickup-Line Panda
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12/12/12 could be the last repeating date in our lifetime ...but it doesn't have to be, baby

12/12/12 could be the last repeating date in our lifetime ...but it doesn't have to be, baby Pickup-Line Panda
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Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me Pickup-Line Panda
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THAT SHIRT IS QUITE BECOMING ON YOU BUT IF I WAS ON YOU, I'D BE CUMMING ON YOU TOO

THAT SHIRT IS QUITE BECOMING ON YOU BUT IF I WAS ON YOU, I'D BE CUMMING ON YOU TOO Pickup-Line Panda
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I like the look of your neutral cushioning want to feel my motion control?

I like the look of your neutral cushioning want to feel my motion control? Pickup-Line Panda
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Is that the kind of music the chick with the boobs listens to? Yeah, they're my favorite band too

Is that the kind of music the chick with the boobs listens to? Yeah, they're my favorite band too Pickup-Line Panda
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My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties umm... i am wearing panties oh sorry it must be 15 minutes fast

My magic watch says that your not wearing any panties umm... i am wearing panties oh sorry it must be 15 minutes fast Pickup-Line Panda
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Your eyes are like monkey wrenches They make my nuts tighten

Your eyes are like monkey wrenches They make my nuts tighten Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm going to hit you like an ice storm 2-3 inches and you'll end up in a ditch.

I'm going to hit you like an ice storm 2-3 inches and you'll end up in a ditch. Pickup-Line Panda
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MY PENIS GRANTS WISHES Only if you rub it hard enough

MY PENIS GRANTS WISHES Only if you rub it hard enough Pickup-Line Panda
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