Pickup-Line Panda

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm... Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm... Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

Heyy you.. You BAMBOOzle Bring me some Furries or I'll smack you with my Bamboo stick, "Hick"

Heyy you.. You BAMBOOzle Bring me some Furries or I'll smack you with my Bamboo stick,

Are you a child laborer Because im not gonna buy you clothes.

Are you a child laborer Because im not gonna buy you clothes.  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Fine, I'll Be The Six If You'll Be The Nine

Roses Are Red, 
Violets Are Fine, I'll Be The Six
If You'll Be The Nine  Pickup-Line Panda

KISS ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DINOSAURS STILL EXIST RIGHT?

KISS ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DINOSAURS STILL EXIST RIGHT?  Pickup-Line Panda

so you're not a lesbian? me neither

so you're not a lesbian? me neither  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like some poop? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some poop? No?  
How about a date ?  Pickup-Line Panda

Daaayum gurl- was your ass made by Sauron? Because that shit is precious.

Daaayum gurl- was your ass made by Sauron? Because that shit is precious.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M GOING TO REAR END YOU SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR INSURANCE AGENT NIGHTMARES

I'M GOING TO REAR END YOU SO HARD IT'LL GIVE YOUR INSURANCE AGENT NIGHTMARES  Pickup-Line Panda

Your mouth says no But unconditional election says yes

Your mouth says no But unconditional election says yes  Pickup-Line Panda
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