Pickup-Line Panda

I lost my puppy, will you help me look for it? I think it went into this cheap motel room...

I lost my puppy, will you help me look for it? I think it went into this cheap motel room...  Pickup-Line Panda

AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU WILL HAVE A PLACE TO SIT

AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU WILL HAVE A PLACE TO SIT  Pickup-Line Panda

What do math and my penis have in common They are both hard for you

What do math and my penis have in common They are both hard for you  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an Arminian? Because you're MY first choice.

Are you an Arminian? Because you're MY first choice.   Pickup-Line Panda

PLAYING HARD TO GET? YOU'RE JUST GETTING ME HARDER.

PLAYING HARD TO GET? YOU'RE JUST GETTING ME HARDER.  Pickup-Line Panda

i wanna tap that ass drill it until the sap comes out

i wanna tap that ass drill it until the sap comes out  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU A MODEL? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME A BONER.

ARE YOU A MODEL? 'CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME A BONER.  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU LIKE TULIPS? HOW ABOUT PUTTIN' TULIPS ON MY DONG?

YOU LIKE TULIPS? HOW ABOUT PUTTIN' TULIPS ON MY DONG?  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY ARE YOU A FIRE ALARM? BECAUSE YOU'RE LOUD AND ANNOYING!

HEY ARE YOU A FIRE ALARM? BECAUSE YOU'RE LOUD AND ANNOYING!  Pickup-Line Panda

I'LL FUCK YOU LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS

I'LL FUCK YOU LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS  Pickup-Line Panda
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