Pickup-Line Panda

Ever ride in a limo? neither have I

Ever ride in a limo? neither have I  Pickup-Line Panda

Will you be around later? I'd like you to be around my penis.

Will you be around later? I'd like you to be around my penis.  Pickup-Line Panda

HOMAGAWDBRAH We're gonna be doctors

HOMAGAWDBRAH We're gonna be doctors  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your name destiny? Cause i'm down to fuck

Is your name destiny? Cause i'm down to fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

Was your dad a terrorist? BECAUSE IM GONNA CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

Was your dad a terrorist?  BECAUSE IM GONNA CUM IN YOUR MOUTH  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU HOT LETS FUCK

YOU HOT LETS FUCK  Pickup-Line Panda

Vagina's are red. Balls are blue. Let's make some purple. I'mma fuck you.

Vagina's are red.
Balls are blue. Let's make some purple.
I'mma fuck you.  Pickup-Line Panda

after a week of hard work Panda needs a fucking beer

after a week of hard work Panda needs a fucking beer  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a map? Because I often have trouble finding the clitoris.

Do you have a map? Because I often have trouble finding the clitoris.  Pickup-Line Panda

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me all you want.  Pickup-Line Panda
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