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DO YOU HAVE BOOBS? NO WAY! LET ME SEE

DO YOU HAVE BOOBS? NO WAY! LET ME SEE  Pickup-Line Panda

hey, do you work at mcdonalds? cause you can grease my french fry

hey, do you work at mcdonalds? cause you can grease my french fry  Pickup-Line Panda

LETS COUNT SHOULDERS 1, 2, 3 show me your tits

LETS COUNT SHOULDERS  1, 2, 3 show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Heaven must be missing an angel.. ..cuz you got a nice ass

Heaven must be missing an angel.. ..cuz you got a nice ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Can you hit puberty twice? 'cause I'm having troubles controlling something.

Can you hit puberty twice? 'cause I'm having troubles controlling something.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you outer space? Because you make my nuts look alive

Are you outer space? Because you make my nuts look alive  Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between a giraffe and a boner? I don't have a giraffe right now.

What's the difference between a giraffe and a boner? I don't have a giraffe right now.  Pickup-Line Panda

You know what You remind me of Jennifer Lawrence

You know what You remind me of Jennifer Lawrence  Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK JUST DIED DO YOU MIND IF I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED DO YOU MIND IF I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda

did you fall from heaven cause your face is fucked up.

did you fall from heaven cause your face is fucked up.  Pickup-Line Panda
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