Pickup-Line Panda

Did someone say Noob Bear?

Did someone say Noob Bear?  Pickup-Line Panda

a snake bit my penis can you suck the venom out?

a snake bit my penis can you suck the venom out?  Pickup-Line Panda

Baby your feet must be tired But seriously...give me another footjob

Baby your feet must be tired But seriously...give me another footjob  Pickup-Line Panda

I think I hear zombies coming. Better let me fuck your brains out, just to be safe.

I think I hear zombies coming. Better let me fuck your brains out, just to be safe.  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, are you a farmer? Because you're really good at raising cock

Girl, are you a farmer? Because you're really good at raising cock  Pickup-Line Panda

wanna play circus? you roar and i'll throw you the meat

wanna play circus? you roar and i'll throw you the meat  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, are you Jamaican? Cause you're so black and look like you're starving.

Girl, are you Jamaican? Cause you're so black and look like you're starving.  Pickup-Line Panda

Why mount on that poacher's wall.. WHEN YOU CAN MOUNT ON ME?

Why mount on that poacher's wall.. WHEN YOU CAN MOUNT ON ME?  Pickup-Line Panda

tu papa es panadero? porque tus tetas son enorrrmes!

tu papa es panadero? porque tus tetas son enorrrmes!  Pickup-Line Panda

If i said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

If i said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?  Pickup-Line Panda
Like us for More!