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Are you a pilot? Because I'd love to come inside your cockpit

Are you a pilot? Because I'd love to come inside your cockpit  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl if you were the entrance to heaven I would gladly bang your back door in

Girl if you were the entrance to heaven  I would gladly bang your back door in  Pickup-Line Panda

Sooooooo... Seeeeeeexxx?

Sooooooo... Seeeeeeexxx?  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT LET'S FUCK

HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT LET'S FUCK  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU WORK FOR GOOGLE? because you have everything I'm looking for

DO YOU WORK FOR GOOGLE? because you have everything I'm looking for  Pickup-Line Panda

Doletne cadens de caela? Quod vultus tuus videtur fractus.

Doletne cadens de caela? Quod vultus tuus videtur fractus.  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you know the shelf in the fitness center is busted? Really? How'd that happen?

Did you know the shelf in the fitness center is busted? Really? How'd that happen?  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt? WHEN I FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

Did it hurt? WHEN I FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

You are so beautiful, That I forgot my pickup line

You are so beautiful, That I forgot my pickup line  Pickup-Line Panda
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