Pickup-Line Panda

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE HAVE SEX WITH ME

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE HAVE SEX WITH ME  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you come to this bar often? Because you seem to have an alcohol problem.

Do you come to this bar often? Because you seem to have an alcohol problem.  Pickup-Line Panda

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding, lets fuck.

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? Just kidding, lets fuck.  Pickup-Line Panda

The word today is legs Let's go back to my place and spread the word

The word today is legs  Let's go back to my place and spread the word  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell funny to you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue Does this rag smell funny to you?  Pickup-Line Panda

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU CAN GO RAPE SOMEONE ELSE TONIGHT AND FUCK THEM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT NOT ME!

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU CAN GO RAPE SOMEONE ELSE TONIGHT AND FUCK THEM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BUT NOT ME!  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M GONNA REARRANGE THE ALPHABET SO U AND I COME TOGETHER

I'M GONNA REARRANGE THE ALPHABET SO U AND I COME TOGETHER  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you ever tripped over a log? How 'bout a root?

Have you ever tripped over a log? How 'bout a root?  Pickup-Line Panda

LIKE AMAZON I WANNA PUT A SMILE ON YOUR BOX

LIKE AMAZON I WANNA PUT A SMILE ON YOUR BOX  Pickup-Line Panda

are you wearing space pants? cuz your ass is outta this world.

are you wearing space pants? cuz your ass is outta this world.  Pickup-Line Panda
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