Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a panda weigh? Enough to break the ice.

How much does a panda weigh? Enough to break the ice.  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl you put the sexy in dsylexic

Girl you put the sexy in dsylexic  Pickup-Line Panda

rubia! quiero prepararme un bloodymary... con tu grrregla! guapa!!!

rubia! quiero prepararme un bloodymary... con tu grrregla! guapa!!!  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you listen to Akon? Cuz "I wanna fuck you"

Do you listen to Akon? Cuz

panda? no,non sono una concessionaria

panda? no,non sono una concessionaria  Pickup-Line Panda

Just like Little Caesars I'm always hot and ready

Just like Little Caesars I'm always hot and ready  Pickup-Line Panda

hey pretty, know what goes well with panda meat? you do

hey pretty, know what goes well with panda meat? you do  Pickup-Line Panda

ROSES ARE RED, SOME WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES, AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD

ROSES ARE RED, SOME WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES, AND DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD  Pickup-Line Panda

You ever play pin the tail on the donkey? Here put on this blindfold

You ever play pin the tail on the donkey? Here put on this blindfold  Pickup-Line Panda

when panda gets drunk... like a BAWS

when panda gets drunk... like a BAWS  Pickup-Line Panda
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