Pickup-Line Panda

CHEER UP EMO KID

 CHEER UP EMO KID  Pickup-Line Panda

My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties. No? Oh, it must be five minutes fast.

My magic watch says you're not wearing any panties.  No? Oh, it must be five minutes fast.  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed-rock

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed-rock  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you get those shorts for 20% off? Because they are 100% off at my place tonight.

Did you get those shorts for 20% off? Because they are 100% off at my place tonight.  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you hear that dial tone? Cuz your tits are off the hook

Do you hear that dial tone? Cuz your tits are off the hook  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you feel like a fork? 'Cause I'm totally picking you up for dinner

Do you feel like a fork? 'Cause I'm totally picking you up for dinner  Pickup-Line Panda

Junior Junior Sing Fuck it, Seniors gon win

Junior Junior Sing Fuck it, 
Seniors gon win  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey there Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Hey there Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?  Pickup-Line Panda

HOLLARIO mach mal gorgoroth dran!

HOLLARIO mach mal gorgoroth dran!  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a panda bear way? Enough to break the -ah dammit I always mess this up.

How much does a panda bear way? Enough to break the -ah dammit I always mess this up.  Pickup-Line Panda
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