Pickup-Line Panda

Are you cooking Chicken? Cuz all I see are juicy breasts and thighs.

Are you cooking Chicken? Cuz all I see are juicy breasts and thighs.  Pickup-Line Panda

is that a mirror in your pants? compared to an airplane

is that a mirror in your pants? compared to an airplane  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm hard. You wet?

I'm hard. You wet?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are those space pants? Because your ass is so large it has it's own gravitational pull.

Are those space pants? Because your ass is so large it has it's own gravitational pull.  Pickup-Line Panda

BABY ARE YOU AN ANGEL? CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN AND LANDED ON YOUR FACE

BABY ARE YOU AN ANGEL? CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN AND LANDED ON YOUR FACE  Pickup-Line Panda

if you were the titanic. i would wreck you

if you were the titanic. i would wreck you  Pickup-Line Panda

saw you complaining about your bad tranny... how about a dude born with a penis who looks like a dude?

saw you complaining about your bad tranny... how about a dude born with a penis who looks like a dude?  Pickup-Line Panda

JUST CALL ME SHOWER TURN ME ON AND I'LL GET YOU WET

JUST CALL ME SHOWER TURN ME ON AND I'LL GET YOU WET  Pickup-Line Panda

I'LL GIVE YOU A NICKEL IF YOU TICKLE MY PICKLE

I'LL GIVE YOU A NICKEL IF YOU TICKLE MY PICKLE  Pickup-Line Panda

WELCOME TO PANDA EXPRESS TRY THE NOODLE SPECIAL

WELCOME TO PANDA EXPRESS TRY THE NOODLE SPECIAL  Pickup-Line Panda
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