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Do your breasts get along? Cause I'd like to come between them.

Do your breasts get along? Cause I'd like to come between them.  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away  Pickup-Line Panda

if ugliness were bricks you'd be the great wall of china

if ugliness were bricks you'd be the great wall of china  Pickup-Line Panda

I am not a necrophiliac But I'd do you even if you were a week dead

I am not a necrophiliac But I'd do you even if you were a week dead  Pickup-Line Panda

You don't wanna kiss? Well...you can eat my ass. I mean, I wouldn't eat a meal off it, but I have high ass standards!

You don't wanna kiss? Well...you can eat my ass. I mean, I wouldn't eat a meal off it, but I have high ass standards!  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt? When i fell on u from heaven

Did it hurt? When i fell on u from heaven  Pickup-Line Panda

screw me if im wrong... but have we met before?

screw me if im wrong... but have we met before?  Pickup-Line Panda

Haikus are Easy But Sometimes Don't make Sense Refrigerator

Haikus are Easy
But Sometimes Don't make Sense Refrigerator  Pickup-Line Panda

don't make aggression let's drink some alcohol <3

don't make aggression let's drink some alcohol <3  Pickup-Line Panda

Your ass must be from outer space Cuz I'm about to cum in Uranus

Your ass must be from outer space Cuz I'm about to cum in Uranus  Pickup-Line Panda
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