Pickup-Line Panda

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE I SUCK AT POEMS, LET'S FUCK.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE I SUCK AT POEMS, LET'S FUCK.  Pickup-Line Panda

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE RED BEING COLORBLIND SUCKS I WISH I WERE DEAD

ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE RED BEING COLORBLIND SUCKS
I WISH I WERE DEAD  Pickup-Line Panda

gimme a sec... im shittin' a squirrel

gimme a sec... im shittin' a squirrel  Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna mate? No seriously we are sooooo endangered.

Wanna mate? No seriously we are sooooo endangered.  Pickup-Line Panda

Mmm. Damn girl. It's gonna be a GOOD SUMMER!

Mmm.  Damn girl. It's gonna be a GOOD SUMMER!  Pickup-Line Panda

I dont have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

I dont have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause i want to tap the ass

Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause i want to tap the ass   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have constipation in Heaven? Because I have constipation .

Do you have constipation in Heaven? Because I have constipation .  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you tired? Good. Let's bone.

Are you tired? Good. Let's bone.   Pickup-Line Panda

Are those the sexiest dimples Ive ever seen? OH, those are just my balls on your face.

Are those the sexiest dimples Ive ever seen? OH, those are just my balls on your face.  Pickup-Line Panda
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