Pickup-Line Panda

nice shoes... lets fuck

nice shoes... lets fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in you pants.

Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in you pants.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you come here often I did when you walked in

Do you come here often I did when you walked in  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Baby, do you know what coughs and makes love like a tiger? *cough cough

Hey Baby, do you know what coughs and makes love like a tiger? *cough cough  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY! Does this smell like chloroform?

HEY! Does this smell like chloroform?  Pickup-Line Panda

i'm a fucking panda NOW SUCK MY DICK

i'm a fucking panda NOW SUCK MY DICK  Pickup-Line Panda

there must be a keg in your ass because i wanna tap it!

there must be a keg in your ass because i wanna tap it!  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY BITCH COME ON OVER AND SUCK MY DICK!

HEY BITCH  COME ON OVER AND SUCK MY DICK!  Pickup-Line Panda

PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10 WRONG TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!

PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 10 WRONG TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!   Pickup-Line Panda
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