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DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? BECAUSE I'LL BE DRAGON MY BALL'S ACROSS YOUR FACE

DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? BECAUSE I'LL BE DRAGON MY BALL'S ACROSS YOUR FACE  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY GIRL WANT TO SHELTER IN *MY* PLACE?

HEY GIRL WANT TO SHELTER IN *MY* PLACE?  Pickup-Line Panda

are you a chicken cemetery? cuz I'd like to bury my cock in you

are you a chicken cemetery? cuz I'd like to bury my cock in you  Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a nice body would you chain me to the bed and fist me?

If I said you had a nice body would you chain me to the bed and fist me?  Pickup-Line Panda

2 friggin hours to get rid of this?!?!?

2 friggin hours to get rid of this?!?!?  Pickup-Line Panda

What's a slut like you... doing in a classy joint like this?

What's a slut like you... doing in a classy joint like this?  Pickup-Line Panda

I got an F, C, K All I need is U

I got an F, C, K All I need is U  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away..

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away..  Pickup-Line Panda

We both need partners. Let's swing.

We both need partners. Let's swing.  Pickup-Line Panda

does this napkin smell like chloroform?

does this napkin smell like chloroform?  Pickup-Line Panda
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