Pickup-Line Panda

BABE IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER YOUR NAME WOULD BE BEAUTITRON

BABE IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER YOUR NAME WOULD BE BEAUTITRON  Pickup-Line Panda

But officer Theres no sign saying i CANT piss here

But officer Theres no sign saying i CANT piss here  Pickup-Line Panda

Greddy each sticker = 10 hp hella fast 71 hp honda panda you got there Skunk2 Enkei I <3 haters Jdm as f*ck No fat chicks, car will scrape herra frush

Greddy each sticker = 10 hp
hella fast 71 hp honda panda you got there Skunk2 Enkei I <3 haters Jdm as f*ck No fat chicks, car will scrape herra frush  Pickup-Line Panda

Criminee My forklift job is killing me

Criminee My forklift job is killing me  Pickup-Line Panda

SEX_AL HARASS__NT ALL THAT'S MISSING IS U AND ME

SEX_AL HARASS__NT ALL THAT'S MISSING IS U AND ME  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? CUZ I WANNA FUCK YOU

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? CUZ I WANNA FUCK YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

I have a knife and a penis, One of them is going in you.

I have a knife and a penis, One of them is going in you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the fucking van

Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I've got a knife, get in the fucking van  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU KNOW CALCULUS? BECAUSE I'LL FIND THE AREA UNDER YOUR CURVES

DO YOU KNOW CALCULUS? BECAUSE I'LL FIND THE AREA UNDER YOUR CURVES  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but thinking of you.

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but thinking of you.  Pickup-Line Panda
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