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You know what's wrong with this picture? We're not fucking

You know what's wrong with this picture? We're not fucking  Pickup-Line Panda

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I'm into taxidermy in my spare time I'd like to mount you tonight  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a girl? Because I want to fuck you

Are you a girl? Because I want to fuck you  Pickup-Line Panda

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Quisiera ser pirata no por el oro ni la plata... sino por la grrracia que tienes entre pata y pata!  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, you look like my second wife And I've only been married once

Hey, you look like my second wife And I've only been married once  Pickup-Line Panda

lets play doctor we'll both get hammered and i'll nail you

lets play doctor  we'll  both get hammered and i'll nail you  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue This van is sound proof, and I have a gun

Roses are red,
Violets are blue This van is sound proof, and I have a gun  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven And hit every branch of the ugly tree?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven And hit every branch of the ugly tree?  Pickup-Line Panda

ME? Having morning wood? Why yes, its the morning. And I do have wood

ME? Having morning wood? Why yes, its the morning. And I do have  wood  Pickup-Line Panda

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i would have you suck me, baby... but my dick really stinks  Pickup-Line Panda
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