Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a sister? Is she better looking than you?

Do you have a sister? Is she better looking than you?  Pickup-Line Panda

Babygirl, if i put my dick on yo shoulder Would you wack it off?

Babygirl, if i put my dick on yo shoulder Would you wack it off?  Pickup-Line Panda

tickle your pussy with a feather... what?...i said particularly nice weather :]

tickle your pussy with a feather... what?...i said particularly nice weather :]  Pickup-Line Panda

Can you help me with my math homework? You + me - clothes / the legs and then we'll *

Can you help me with my math homework? You + me - clothes / the legs and then we'll *  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey girl, come sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up

Hey girl, come sit on my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up
  Pickup-Line Panda

Dayum Girl You shit with dat ass?

Dayum Girl You shit with dat ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

my dick just died Can i bury it in your ass?

my dick just died  Can i bury it in your ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

My love for you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in

My love for you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in  Pickup-Line Panda

The word for tonight is legs now lets go back to my house and spread the word

The word for tonight is legs now lets go back to my house and spread the word  Pickup-Line Panda

My name is Django But the "D" won't be silent tonight.

My name is Django But the
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