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I found out how to make my penis 12 inches. Fold it in half.

I found out how to make my penis 12 inches. Fold it in half.  Pickup-Line Panda

Vacation Pictures.... ok...I'm ready

Vacation Pictures.... ok...I'm ready  Pickup-Line Panda

This new green computer case fits my XFX HD7970 perfect! and doubles as a great bar after I frack the competition

This new green computer case fits my XFX HD7970 perfect! and doubles as a great bar after I frack the competition  Pickup-Line Panda

You have a boyfriend? I like apple pie...... Sorry, I thought we were discussing shit that didn't matter!

You have a boyfriend?
I like apple pie...... Sorry, I thought we were discussing shit that didn't matter!  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me

Did you fall from heaven because have sex with me  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D inside your A

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D inside your A  Pickup-Line Panda

You know, you're very easy on the eyes... and hard on my erection.

You know, you're very easy on the eyes... and hard on my erection.  Pickup-Line Panda

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Supperclub party in my pands  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you come out of an egg? Cause you're some yoke!

Did you come out of an egg? Cause you're some yoke!  Pickup-Line Panda
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