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Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would "B" on "U"

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would
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Can I call you mittens? Cuz I want to shove my fist in you

Can I call you mittens? Cuz I want to shove my fist in you Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you have a mac? Because I'm gonna sperm in your hair.

Do you have a mac? Because I'm gonna sperm in your hair. Pickup-Line Panda
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25 bux for a blow job?! how 'bout i get a look at your asshole for 10...

25 bux for a blow job?! how 'bout i get a look at your asshole for 10... Pickup-Line Panda
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chiquilla! dame el telefono de tu ginecologo que quiero chuparle los dedos!

chiquilla! dame el telefono de tu ginecologo que quiero chuparle los dedos! Pickup-Line Panda
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Are both your parents retarded? Because you sure are special!

Are both your parents retarded? Because you sure are special! Pickup-Line Panda
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You want panda stream? Sorry too busy watching Emounicorn be better than me.

You want panda stream? Sorry too busy watching Emounicorn be better than me. Pickup-Line Panda
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Waaait what did you say? NO? IM WATCHING YOU! Never Say No To Panda!

Waaait what did you say? NO? IM WATCHING YOU! Never Say No To Panda! Pickup-Line Panda
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MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS? Pickup-Line Panda
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How do you like your eggs? Boiled, Scrambled, or Fertilised?

How do you like your eggs? Boiled, Scrambled, or Fertilised? Pickup-Line Panda
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