Pickup-Line Panda

NICE CLOTHES THEY WOULD LOOK GREAT ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR

NICE CLOTHES THEY WOULD LOOK GREAT ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR  Pickup-Line Panda

is there a mirror in your pocket? no,why? cos i see myself in your pants

is there a mirror in your pocket? no,why? cos i see myself in your pants   Pickup-Line Panda

Tilda Fraser, Are you wasted ?

Tilda Fraser,  Are you wasted ?  Pickup-Line Panda

If I flip a coin What's my chance of getting head?

If I flip a coin What's my chance of getting head?  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH A MILE OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO HEAR YOU FART THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE

YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I WOULD DRAG MY DICK THROUGH A MILE OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO HEAR YOU FART THROUGH A WALKIE TALKIE  Pickup-Line Panda

David SAYS: i LOVE THE WORD 'lOVELIES'! It's just so 'Luvly jubbly'!

David SAYS: i LOVE THE WORD 'lOVELIES'! It's just so 'Luvly jubbly'!  Pickup-Line Panda

F*ck me if I am wrong... ...but is your name Tallulah?

F*ck me if I am wrong... ...but is your name Tallulah?  Pickup-Line Panda

is your dad a baker? cuz you have a huge head

is your dad a baker? cuz you have a huge head  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's skip the awkward part and go straight to the part where I put your butt in the butt holder.

Let's skip the awkward part and go straight to the part where I put your butt in the butt holder.  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER  Pickup-Line Panda
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