Pickup-Line Panda

"Wanna come over and eat some pizza and mess around?" "No" "What you don't like pizza?"

Do you want to see something swell? I can move and show you my penis.

Do you want to see something swell? I can move and show you my penis.  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's just skip the awkward part and go straight to the part where I'm putting your butt in the but holder.

Let's just skip the awkward part and go straight to the part where I'm putting your butt in the but holder.  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your name Reddit Because I could look at you all night

Is your name Reddit Because I could look at you all night  Pickup-Line Panda

somi do you want to go out "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me do you want to go to the pool party together

somi do you want to go out

Who wants to earn a packet of crisps?

Who wants to earn a packet of crisps?  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY Im in your coffee

HEY Im in your coffee  Pickup-Line Panda

Don't worry I'm black where it counts

Don't worry I'm black where it counts  Pickup-Line Panda

You're so beautiful... that when you walked in, I shit myself.

You're so beautiful... that when you walked in, I shit myself.  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks

Did you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks  Pickup-Line Panda
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