Pickup-Line Panda

you remind me of a crescent wrench every time I think of you my nuts tighten up

you remind me of a crescent wrench every time I think of you my nuts tighten up  Pickup-Line Panda

Lets cut the bullshit Wanna Fuck

Lets cut the bullshit Wanna Fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

wanna see my bamboner?

wanna see my bamboner?  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M GONNA END UP BANGING YOU ON MY TABLE TONIGHT.

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M GONNA END UP BANGING YOU ON MY TABLE TONIGHT.  Pickup-Line Panda

I want a slice Of that cutie pie

I want a slice Of that cutie pie  Pickup-Line Panda

I WISH I WAS DNA HELICASE SO I COULD FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

I WISH I WAS DNA HELICASE SO I COULD FUCK YOU IN THE ASS  Pickup-Line Panda

Can your breasts talk? Because they're screaming "Squeeze me"

Can your breasts talk? Because they're screaming

Yo girl you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love wendys nuts slap your face

Yo girl you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love wendys nuts slap your face   Pickup-Line Panda

Is this place takeout? Cuz I'm ordering you to go

Is this place takeout? Cuz I'm ordering you to go  Pickup-Line Panda

If I flip a coin What are the chances of me getting head?

If I flip a coin What are the chances of me getting head?  Pickup-Line Panda
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